job, stalker and breast cancer!!

hi,
its been a long time and a lot has changed since i wrote the previous post!! its been a mixed month..a few ups and a few..well...bumps and bruises..
let me help you guys understand by listing it out.(i like listing things out..)

1. JOB -i'm not jobless anymore...a little better..i am an intern come this 16th nov. i'll be the product of the best MBA grads' minds at work to reduce cost to the company. they have deviced an ingenious method to fool us all.in these times when all of us are desperate to get our joining dates...these bastards are giving us joining dates...but only as interns..with a 40% reduced salary...and no job security after 6 months..but you grab onto anything u get eh?...so here i am..excited about doing cheap labour..yohooo!!!...but i have my pune and bubba!!...i am excited!

2. STALKER-i have a stalker...yes..i know u guys dont believe it..but its true..i have a stalker..ok let me begin at the beginning..
when i came back home from college this summer(god it feels like ages ago) a new girl had moved in with our neighbours...she was their niece..i recognised her from ages ago when she had come once before to visit them..i was in 8th then i think..so ya it was years ago and i pretended not to know her when i actually did...u see i had nursed a little crush on her when she was here the last time...but this time around her re-entry didnt cause any ripples...u see i was pre-occupied in the crush sense...i had another female to worry about...but yesterday when i came back home from the hospital(3rd segment..)..my mum said that she had dropped in earlier to see me...
so i went to check what was up and she said that she needed a drop off to some place where she took her coaching classes..but talking to her broke that bubble that i had created around me..u all must have had that one...when u have a crush on a girl u havent spoken to ever...u have a mental image about their voice,sense of humour,wit,and well other graphic images that i best dont describe here...but u get the picture right..so here she was talking to me and 10 yrs worth crush just came crashing down...she was stupid,not funny and had a very bad accent(gorakhpur)..
being the nice guy that i am i agreed to drop her off to the place..and when we were
on our way she started flirting with me...i know what u guys are thinking..what'll a guy who has never bin flirted with know about flirting..but that's the thing boys...who better to judge the sweet taste of freedom than a prisoner who's never seen the sun...who better to judge sex than a virgin..u know..so, the same way i cud tell that she was flirting with me...she talked about how we never meet up..or how i could teach her math...yes she said that!!..so i had all these distortrd images of 'three mistakes of my life' and that was when i thought i had to bail...so ever since then i've been trying to avoid seeing her.
its this thing about guys...we can never get attracted to someone who is attracted to us..its like we judge them for having a thing about us...is it all guys or just me, i wonder?!?...well..moving on..

3. BREAST CANCER - it was about a week ago that i woke up in the morning and found out that my left nipple was bigger than my right nipple and had a tiny lump. initially it didnt strike any chord in my brain till my mind wandered to a blog that i had read quite recently...it was written by a guy about his friend's sudden death due to cancer...and it was very moving...that's when my mind started racing...just when i was deciding who'd read my obituary and cosole my distraught but smashingly hot girl friend if anything were to happen to me..a nasty thought entered my mind...what if i had breast cancer!!...
people who know me will know that even if there have been just like 10 such casualities it has a high chance of happenening to me...shit always has a curious way of finding me...
so here i was, blue in the face(and a bit in my tit) about my predicament...thinking about what the (i)fs..
forget crying near my death bed...i'd become the heart of new dark humour...something like 'dead baby jokes'...i'd be the inventor of 'dead breast cancer dude jokes'..people wud be like...did u hear about that dude who barely had a man-tit but died due to tit cancer...i wud be humiliated in my death...and somewhere high above, god wud be laughing at his own private joke with his other collegues...wtf!!
and it was'nt till i went to the doctor and showed him my chest that i was relieved...he told me not to worry with a nice smile and said something about these things happening to "guys at this age"...
and now i wasent sure whether i was more humiliated about my doubts of having breast cancer or the fact that the doctor thought that i'd just hit puberty...
embarrassment never lets go of me..

ok so this it about it...
hope u all had a nice laugh...and ya..if i ever die...haawa, my man...u get to read my obituary...lol
later amigos!!