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i have got a new thing to do now....i have decided to be a kick ass blogger(ass kicked...i suffer from word salad)..u know the kind of blogger u get links forwarded to..with millions of followers and like a gazillion comments..dont worry,i'm not losing my mind..just thought it'd be cool...its an awesome profession actually...u can be anything u want as long as u can type...u can be a critic who sells out for a stash of weed..u can be philosophical guy talking abt arbit shit like art,intellect,sex which most of the times doesnt make sense to the writer himself,if u are a sports enthusiast u can write passionately about how "manutd" kicks ass!...the scope is vast with just a minor glitch...u dont get paid..but ya it can be an amazing time killer...i mean just to write this much i took about 15 mins..the art of killing time is an important asset to me right now...
so lets begin...me and haawa just met one of our school friends..rohit deora..meeting him got me analysing our school friend circle..then i moved on to my college friend circle...and then to my college junior circle...and i realised one thing...each one of us is a stereotype...i mean one of us has characteristics common to atleast one person in any group...so i sat down counting how many types of ppl there are...its fun..

1.THE WANNABE-i write "wannabe" instead of 'want to be' because this best describes our li'l 'dude'...he wants to be hip,funky,trendy,wise ass,an intellect,heartthrob of the masses/sexy babe(gender specific)at the same time..but ends up a total disaster...let me clarify...we love this friend of ours because he is honest in showing what he truly likes and would love to follow..i mean somewhere deep down we all are a bit of wannabe's i guess.

2. THE LUCKY ONE-all the friend circles have this guy too..the luckiest bastard of the lot...scoring the highest without studying,getting the exact same questions on the paper for which he has the chits,scoring with the hottest chick in the lot..name it and he gets it..the lucky bastard...we love u too boss..no hard feelings..

3. THE 'FBL' GUY/TRAGEDY KING-we love this character in our group...i mean not if its us..he is guy who is like the sunshine in ur life...when ever u think boss i'm fucked...u go to this guy and he'll be like 'so wat's new...bin there,had this done to me'...he'll tell u how things cud have been worse and u got off easy and tells u how his case was worse..he makes u feel like the 'guy no.2'..u have gotten dumped by ur girl on her b'day just about when u were going to give her a very costly present..he got dumped on his b'day without getting any present...get the point!!
so u love him and always have him around u...

4. THE RYAN-this is inspired by the five point someone...u have a ryan in each group...he's a genius...he knows everything..how to score on chicks,how to solve the maxwell's equation in 10 lines,how the cuban politics is screwed up,how the teams are faring in the epl...name it and he knows it..he can be the next bill gates,larry page or serge brin...but what the hell...he's too lazy to get off his ass..scrw the system...let me laze around and smoke in peace...u hate him..

5. THE ROMANTIC- he is the the pick of the lot...shah rukh khan of the group...u have love issues u go to him for sound advice...he gives u advice like"dil ki sun yaar...neeche ki nahi"...u know..true love,commitment and what not...

6. JOKER IN THE PACK- he has to be there in every party...he is the mood setter...the funniest of the lot...will make u die of laughter...usually the most jobless guy..always a phone call away...this is guy you go to when depressed if talking to no.3 guy isnt working...he'll set u allright...making u laugh along with telling u things u want to hear...u'll totally crack it next it yr man...that job wasent good enough for u...u deserve better than that piece of shit...

7.THE DEDICATED GUY- he's the sincere guy...be it studies,sports,debates...he's a perfect student..teacher's pet...home work done in time..and 8 pntr cgpa through out...if he's a footballer he'll play by the books and play good..he's what u call "lakir ka fakir"u never get too close to him...he raises serious questions about your self ...

8. THE SHY ONE- he has never spoken to a girl in his life and goes red to purple to blue in a minute around a girl..

9. THE GEEK- i dont want to talk about him much.

10.THE HEDONIST/PARAM CHULLI- he is game for anything...night outs,in promptu booze parties...movies...dinner outside when u just have 50 in ur wallet he'll be there saying "abey yaar paise ki kya fikar karta hai...main hun na"..u love this guy and use him as a weapon when trying to convince other guys to join along for a blast just before end sems or submissions...

11.THE TASHAN GUY-he lives life large and with tashan...always bragging,telling u stories about his exploits which most of the times are not true...he'll be weighing 50 kgs and will be like.."haath to lagane de..tod ke rakh dunga saale"...he's the one with contacts...he's the tashan guy..

12. THE CKP-i had almost forgotten him...and rightfully so...he's never around...he's always aroung girls...we have usually more than one of these in our groups...prying on females and swooping in as soon as they get a chance...they are the smartest people when females around and as a true wingman u let them make fun of u in front of the ladies...laugh at their jokes...they are more in college than at school..we had better lives when we young....

hmm...thats all i can think about now...have a nice time trying to fit urself into these stereotypes..and if u succeed...dont be happy u moron...ur a stereotype!!!!!
cheers

ps- comments invited...and ya overlook the giramer mistakes..wasent in a mood to spell-check..
cheers again.

awesome week!!

now these are the things you write blog posts about...this week has been the most happening week after i got out of college...but first things first...
what's the worst thing u can do once you are drunk...some would say calling up ex-girlfriends..and having done that i'd back this argument...but no..
Mr. X(i dont know his name..he's a junior of one of my close friends..an as all juniors are...he's capable of some extra ordinary things)he got drunk and called his ex-girlfriend and started blasting her left right and centre...i mean u cant blame a guy for having to settle for just blasting when he wanted to do other things to her left right and centre..
he goes on for about half an hour and she hasent spoken a word...so once he's yelled his guts out he's like "kuch to bol"..
she says "we were robbed yesterday and the robbers stole stuff worth 25 lakh rupees keeping me at the gun point"....hahahahahahahaha..this dude hangs up the phone and hasent called her since that day!!
this friend of mine broke up just a couple of weeks ago...he was a total mess..till today..he called me and realized that his inspirational tale had not just changed his relationship status but had caused a great deal of damage to the possibilty for me to have one...and then we laughed...we laughed our asses of...about how fucked up we are..yes rishi..i admit..
but then i realised..when we are frustrated over the petty things it just takes a smaller thing to make everything all right...to show us the light...to say that all is not lost...i still have my minas tirith!...nobody can take away the white castle from me!!..
Sure it was better back then but things could have been much worse!!