Wednesday, November 12, 2008

arbit!

Hey guys,

Do you guys remember the famous Hollywood flick ‘The independence day’? What am I saying...everybody remembers that movie, it was AWESOME! Many of us grew up dreaming of becoming an air force pilot just so that we could kick some alien butt!! But what i am getting at is, do you remember the scene where all these foolish blondes and young guns gather at the top of a high rise building to ‘welcome’ these aliens into their lives and what not! The aliens kill them all with what can only be described as a giant laser beam from the mother space ships’ ass!

The point i want to make is i feel we Indians are also behaving the same way like the blondes in the flick for the past couple of weeks and the end result(though not complete annihilation)might be disastrous for us!

Yes i am talking about Barack Obama’s win in the presidential election in US earlier this month. Why are we Indians jumping in joy? Fine it’s made history, you know, the first black man as the president, a real young gun who means to do his country a great good,a true victory of the people across the country and blah blah...!!

But what might be the consequences for the Indians because of this win? I’ll tell you... with the United states being in the worst economic slump since 1979 can Obama take measures to reduce the software outsourcing to india and reduce visas for Indian software engineers so that Americans don’t have to lose their jobs? Yes he can and has made promises during his campaign to minimize the damage as much as possible!

He has already promised to come out with protectionist policies to divert job flow from poorer countries to America!

He can act against the india for building up the forex reserves and make sure that the Indian rupee remains weaker than the USD. For those lacking much financial knowledge (including me! ) in such troubled times its best for the third world countries to keep high forex reserves.

It has been a noted fact in world politics that india has always had better political relations with the US when republicans are in power. Bill Clinton can be considered an anomaly in this but frankly what good did he do us? (Except probably spice up our lives with all his scandals!lol). The democrats are known for their protectionist and tougher policies when it comes to nuclear non-proliferation. So does this mean more hurdles in the path of our indo-us nuke deal? Time will tell.

So this was aimed at the huge section of our innocent” janta” who’ll believe anything. Please keep your eyes open!!

PS: a lot of help was taken from the articles by Mr. Swaminathan Aiyar(whom i adore and would have been totally on board with, only if it wasn’t for the way he chooses to write ‘our’ surname! Lol)

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

United states of India?!?

well i guess we'll have to change the name our country to this sooner or later..with all the raj&bal Thackerays gaining control and support from the janta.
we'll need to take a measure as desperate as this to reinstill the fact amongst the younger generations "ki bhai hum sab abhi bhi ek hain".
You'll be wondering how this sudden brainwave and spark of patriotism came from.
so here goes...
i was at the passport office today and i was made to run around and wait for more than 2 hours just because of the simple fact(though not said out loud)that i am not a gujju!
you are in gujarat and cant talk gujarati?..well then u pay for it..dont worry your work will get done
but you'll have to patiently wait and not lose hope. be it for a licence,passport,pan-card or anything that has to do with the sarkari "bhag-dauds"
and i wonder are these people wrong?
what right do i have to stop them from asserting the point that local language is a must when my "own people" back in karnataka are making kannada felt!!
this is the india i see...
an india where terror is so rampant and the only thing still claiming the limelight is petty regional fights.
where people who should actually be shot down are walking free on roads with bails granted and innocent muslim kids are caught for false charges to show the "janta" that all control is not lost.
so much valuable time,money resources and lives are wasted on pretence that actual progress takes a back seat.
this is the india that i see.but not for long.thats what we(the youth)do dont we?
soon i'll be rid of these petty fights,cheap politics,corruption,red-tapism....i'll be flying off to the US!!!!
who am i even kidding...
if u are reading this then you are as jobless as i am...so whats the point sharing it with you!!lol
take care.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

ok...now i get it!

hi guys,
now that i have successfully managed to create a blog for myself i must confess i dont see what's the fuss about.but i guess that'll be again questioning the system which has become such a habit of late that its starting to annoy me.
so as a part of the mission to start afresh i thought i'd try something the previus me would'nt even dream of doing to the extent that he'd be repulsed.
so here i am
i'll keep you posted
love,
zizou

bare beginnings!