mortal combat...!!!!

its been a long time since i wrote the last post...
some would call it a writer's block...but i know better...i'm no writer...and i'm incapable of bottling up my emotions...so a block is out of the picture...
anyways...i had made about 5 drafts to the post that i'd publish but none seemed fit enough to be 'the comeback' post u know..
but who'd have imagined that a blog post wud present itself in the form of a KF strong and an excited A****n.zola...just back from the gangtok trip...hahahaha...
the title of this blog post is...and rightfully so...MORTAL COMBAT!!!!!!!
and to make u all appreciate it's full depth...here's a prologue...

"...All three of them gasped for breath....a battle so fierce; the likes of which had never been witnessed in the football grounds ever; drew to a close but presented no clear winner...all three were dead determined to battle till the end...their prize glittered in their tired eyes..the gutter flower!!!!"
Before i start the story..some of the much needed DISCLAIMERS:
All the characters in the story are fictitious and bear no resemblance to any real people or real life events..(except rishi,sowmi,gokul and ashwin!!!)
And also-the writer's past feelings for gutterflower bears no impact on the story!!
Yeah so with these things clear and out of the way...lets begin!!!

In this story...there are 4 characters..
1.Gutter flower-the lanky yet attractive(?!?)young lady...
2.Romeo Zidane(yeah....he's a male!!)
3.Rock star rampal-The perfect hunk...or so u wud be forced to think in the svnit basti
4.Smart ass zola-The nerdy unattractive geek who has found sudden stardom in his final year..because of his quizzing skills..and intellect..

A long long time ago in the SVNIT basti....
there was a girl called...well lets say gutterflower...for poetic reference and otherwise..
She was a damsel in distress...a girl who was forced by fate to rot in the sad and sorry svnit basti...or so she thought...she had very few acquaintances...leave alone friends...her life was as miserable as the princess locked in the top most tower guarded by the dragon..but in this case there was no price in sight...!!...or so we thought!!
Along came our stallion on foot...a guy who looked nothing like a conventional hero..the exact opposite to be honest..so here came... ROMEO ZIDANE!!!!!
With his power to kick the football with unimaginable strength and write poems with unimaginable stench..he was our own....ROMEO ZIDANE!!!!
He could not bear to see her in pain...and in the process of trying to help her out..alas!...he fell in love with her...and hence came the darkest phase of his and his compatriots' lives...what with innumerable sob filled nights,unbearable torturous literatures and hair-cuts...but he somehow came back to his senses..he fell out of love with her..
But then something happened that he had never dreamt of in his wildest of dreams...no..she didn't say yes to him...no...but two of his closest friends for whom he was prepared to lay down his own life...went on a date with gutterflower on V-day!!!
And as if this was not enough fuel to the fire our own "jhantu baba"(name-for obvious reasons) decided to tell him the heart-breaking details of how she had written a sensuous letter addressed to both of them..the anger,the pain,the jealousy knew no bounds...(cont.)
In the meanwhile, let me ease in the rest of my cast into the story...
---Rock star Rampal had a very modest start to his college life...he was only famous amongst his peers for his motorcycle and being a localite..didnt exist for the hostel seniors...but he was not short of talent...he soon found his love for music and took up to bass guitar...and became quite popular in college...accolades and laurels soon followed and before long he became the rockstar of the college...
But as they say...fame gets into ur head...both of them!!...Rampal too fell prey for it...what with his cheap antiques and attitude..he fell apart from those who had believed in him in the first place...who had never given up on him...
But all this transformation didnt go unnoticed...gutterflower began taking interest in rampal's life and even though rampal knew what his close friend Romeo felt for her...he couldn't stop himself from accepting her offer to go on a date with her...but little did he know that there was another twist in the story(cont.)
---Smart ass Zola had always been ridiculed in his growing years for being too smart for his own good...
for example if his friends asked him to check out the racks on a female he would start scientifically explaining the reasons for the growth of breasts!!...u get my drift right?...
And so understandably he also came into college without any great expectations on the female front...But then something happened that changed his life for ever...being geeky was now hep!!!...it was like peter parker changing into spider-man..he was suddenly in demand..what with his GK,elocution skills,JAM prowess...he made quite a name for himself in the latter years of his college life...but as they say...everyone has a skeleton in their closet..we'll come to that later..
So understandably he didnt get missed out from miss gutterflower's eyes...which were still looking for her prince...and so she invited him too,to ber her date on the 14th..to pick the best of the 2..
And its here that all the three stories meet...
Romeo, who was used to stalking gutterflower stood outside the restaurant with his binoculars looking intently at her...
Then to his utter shock...Rockstar Rampal entered with his guitar(rumour has it that he even shits with it strapped on...the sign of a true rockstar he believes!!)
And even as romeo looked in pain..smart ass zola came into the view...and he was as shocked to be seen as he was at seeing rampal sitting in front of him...and even though they behaved to the best of their behaviours(except romeo,there are still traces of the damages caused to the restaurant window panes)they all knew that this would not go down peacefully...
And in the presence of jhantu baba they all decided that there was only one way to resolve this matter...

MORTAL COMBAT!!!!!
Here are the profiles put forward

Romeo Zidane-
Weight-40kgs(without hair 30 kgs)
Height-5-10
Secret skills-power to kick with unimaginable strength and write with unimaginable stench!!


Rockstar Rampal-
Weight-70kgs(With his guitar 80kgs)
Height-6-2
Secret skills-when he plays the guitar he attracts many girls...who go like
.."..ooh rampal we loooove u....we'll do anything for u...oh wait we pooped in our pants..."...so shrills,thrills and frills(refer poop)...take the opponent by surprise as he strikes those chords!!!

Smart ass Zola-
Weight-70 kgs
Height 5-10
Secret skills-He's the riddler...his questions and trivia drain all the energy off the opponent till they surrender...and having an evil incest twin helps too...its like that bruce lee's movie..enter the dragon!!...but instead of a mirror..u have 2 identical twins combating you...deadly!!!

And so the great battle of our time began!!!








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PS:this was written in good humour...sorry if any got offended...but seriously...wat are u going to do abt it!!!