Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Our Epic Movie!!(a teaser)

This one is for all my bhailogs and all the great times we had, laughing our asses off while making this movie..
This is to mark 10 yrs of our friendship...god knows..it feels much longer..
So for Aman, Ashwini,Bhupi,Devansh,Nishant,Rituraj,Rohan,Shamik and Shubham...here goes..

Director:Pranav Iyer

Writer:Was it ever scripted down?!?

Genre:Action | Adventure | Fantasy | Sci-Fi | Pornographic |

Tagline:Kiss Kiss BANG BANG!!!

Cast:

1. Nishant Gandhi-The actor started his career as a folk dancer.but soon realised he could never keep his pants on for more than 5 mins...so decided to jump in(pay keen attention to the choice of words) into a much more lucrative line of work...sci-fi porno flicks...though this movie was never released, but it earned him great reviews and accolades in the film fraternity...he has done alot of other films after this one..and has alot of awards under and below his belt.

see more=>>>-keywords-| durgapur ki nangi rand | The fountainy head | One (sleepy) night at the night club|

2. KD- the name of this actress has been with held on request. This movie, remains till date her only movie. Thank god for that.

3. Ashwini Haawa- Won the award for best actor in the category of "non-sexual performance in a pornographic movie". A very few fans know this..he actually auditioned for the role of lead in the movie but due to technical glitches(he couldn't work with his co-star...the lesser said abt it the better!!) was not selected..

4. Rituraj Phukkan- A regional, tribal theatre artist who got his big break into movies thru this movie. Now a major star in the Assamese porn fraternity.
see more=>>>-keywords-| lamba kela| bhuka kela| nanga kela |

and finally...
Introducing...for the very first time..

5. Shubham Srivastav- the transvestile hooker from lanes of indore..playing her/him self in the movie.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Where are you Mr .Hyde?!?

Where are you Mr. Hyde..?!?
(a maniacal laughter)

well well well..pranav...dont you know?!..i am YOU!!

wat do you mean i am you?!?...i am not capable of doing this...i cant hurt her..i love her too much...i cant possibly have brought tears in her eyes...it was all you..

But i never said it wasn't me...you didn't think i wud let you take away my credit for it now do u...no no...all i'm saying is I AM YOU PRANAV!...WE hurt her..WE made her cry..made her bleed..and we enjoyed it so much didn't we pranav?!?

Get away form me..you monster..'WE' doesnt exist..i can't possibly be you...i know myself..there is good in me..there is still good in me...my conscience would not allow for you to be born...its not possible..

Your conscience...(maniacal laughter)...dont make me laugh pranav...your conscience is why we are having this conversation in the first place love..the double standards..the hideous thoughts..the insecurities..the malice...save this story for someone who doesn't live inside you...who can't see inside you like i can..like through a window..not a pretty sight it is my love...

shut up...you dont know me...you dont know who i am..i am a good person..i am a hero..i am a hero...i dont need to be saved..

(still laughing)...his conscinece it seems...it was a good one there pranav..tickled me in all the right places it did...very funny...

listen to me..listen to me good...you are not me...do you hear me..i can see you...i can talk to you..i hate you..you are not me...

Then how come you can me from the otherside of the mirror that shows just your face pranav?!?
(laughter cont.)

Where am i Mr. Pranav?!?