dream on?!?

it was 4 am when i suddenly woke up!...i'd had a very bad dream indeed...it was not the usual "bad"..i mean when u see ur dear ones die or somehthing bad happen to them...it was an alarming dream...i,being the hero in the dream got my ass thrashed out of me!!!...i see that ur losing me... so let me try to explain it better
i've always been a very happy dreamer..i know that some of u might be wondering how is it that i can remember my dreams...we tend to forget most of our dreams as soon as we wake up..but not me boss!!...how should i put it..my dream world to me is like what bollywood is to millions of indians who see their aspirations and their dreams for a perfect life squashed by reality everyday!..its a place where i escape to when i'm pissed and/or frustrated(mom this is why i've been sleeping 12 hrs a day for the past couple of months)
so if "dream catcher" ever becomes a reality and u get to sneak a peak into my dreams you'll find me doing/being one of the many following:

1)a super hero with a perfectly toned body..not like arnold..no..much more like a john rambo...u know fighting crime..with all the tentacled monsters and villains getting their ass kicked big time..and ya ofcourse scoring with the hottest chick in the world is in order..hello,i saved the world!!!

2)being the best footballer in the world..i used to have more of these dreams when i was at school...maybe dreams also have a reality check!!...i'm not one of these flashy foot ball players like ronaldo and messi..no sir...i'm more like zidane(i know i'm obsessed with him,he was awesome!)u know with subtle touches and through passes and once in a while a genius step over or a screamer from 30 yards out...ya i'm more like zidane in my dreams!!

3)an action figure..u know like G.I.JOE,or Commandos or chuck norris...what!!.. he is an action figure...u dont believe me...check out this link(courtesy: zinjarde)

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html
its hilarious..

4)a movie star-i'm sure all of u guys have been movie stars or rock stars in your dreams..reminds me of this great song which so apt for this:
lyrics-rockstar-Nickelback
"Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin in top houses
Drivin fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny
With their bleach blond hair

And well...
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar"

5)i always dream about my life in an iim...and amazingly it always turns out to be alot like chetan bhagat's...u know a good i-bank,an iim sweetheart and a rich successful life..i'm not very imaginative!!

ya, so the point of taking you guys thru a quick tour inside my head(lol) was for u to have an idea how awesome i feel when i dream...i'm invincible!!..
u know the daily troubles dont bother me there...i dont worry about my career,my joining date,about cat,about females,about my receding hairline(i have nightmares that one day i'll wake up completely bald..i dont want to talk about it much)
but off-late my dreams have been bad...i'm the salman khan of "kuch kuch hota hai" in my dreams now....i used to be shah rukh!!...i am the guy that a female leaves for the hero saying "...ur a great guy...u'll find someone better than me..trust me.."...this sucks!!..as if its not bad enough that it happens to me in real life..now in my dreams too!!..
i'm worried guys...i'm losing my narnia!!!
the point of sharing all this with you all still eludes me..but what the hell..i had nothing better to do anyways!!
later!