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i have got a new thing to do now....i have decided to be a kick ass blogger(ass kicked...i suffer from word salad)..u know the kind of blogger u get links forwarded to..with millions of followers and like a gazillion comments..dont worry,i'm not losing my mind..just thought it'd be cool...its an awesome profession actually...u can be anything u want as long as u can type...u can be a critic who sells out for a stash of weed..u can be philosophical guy talking abt arbit shit like art,intellect,sex which most of the times doesnt make sense to the writer himself,if u are a sports enthusiast u can write passionately about how "manutd" kicks ass!...the scope is vast with just a minor glitch...u dont get paid..but ya it can be an amazing time killer...i mean just to write this much i took about 15 mins..the art of killing time is an important asset to me right now...
so lets begin...me and haawa just met one of our school friends..rohit deora..meeting him got me analysing our school friend circle..then i moved on to my college friend circle...and then to my college junior circle...and i realised one thing...each one of us is a stereotype...i mean one of us has characteristics common to atleast one person in any group...so i sat down counting how many types of ppl there are...its fun..

1.THE WANNABE-i write "wannabe" instead of 'want to be' because this best describes our li'l 'dude'...he wants to be hip,funky,trendy,wise ass,an intellect,heartthrob of the masses/sexy babe(gender specific)at the same time..but ends up a total disaster...let me clarify...we love this friend of ours because he is honest in showing what he truly likes and would love to follow..i mean somewhere deep down we all are a bit of wannabe's i guess.

2. THE LUCKY ONE-all the friend circles have this guy too..the luckiest bastard of the lot...scoring the highest without studying,getting the exact same questions on the paper for which he has the chits,scoring with the hottest chick in the lot..name it and he gets it..the lucky bastard...we love u too boss..no hard feelings..

3. THE 'FBL' GUY/TRAGEDY KING-we love this character in our group...i mean not if its us..he is guy who is like the sunshine in ur life...when ever u think boss i'm fucked...u go to this guy and he'll be like 'so wat's new...bin there,had this done to me'...he'll tell u how things cud have been worse and u got off easy and tells u how his case was worse..he makes u feel like the 'guy no.2'..u have gotten dumped by ur girl on her b'day just about when u were going to give her a very costly present..he got dumped on his b'day without getting any present...get the point!!
so u love him and always have him around u...

4. THE RYAN-this is inspired by the five point someone...u have a ryan in each group...he's a genius...he knows everything..how to score on chicks,how to solve the maxwell's equation in 10 lines,how the cuban politics is screwed up,how the teams are faring in the epl...name it and he knows it..he can be the next bill gates,larry page or serge brin...but what the hell...he's too lazy to get off his ass..scrw the system...let me laze around and smoke in peace...u hate him..

5. THE ROMANTIC- he is the the pick of the lot...shah rukh khan of the group...u have love issues u go to him for sound advice...he gives u advice like"dil ki sun yaar...neeche ki nahi"...u know..true love,commitment and what not...

6. JOKER IN THE PACK- he has to be there in every party...he is the mood setter...the funniest of the lot...will make u die of laughter...usually the most jobless guy..always a phone call away...this is guy you go to when depressed if talking to no.3 guy isnt working...he'll set u allright...making u laugh along with telling u things u want to hear...u'll totally crack it next it yr man...that job wasent good enough for u...u deserve better than that piece of shit...

7.THE DEDICATED GUY- he's the sincere guy...be it studies,sports,debates...he's a perfect student..teacher's pet...home work done in time..and 8 pntr cgpa through out...if he's a footballer he'll play by the books and play good..he's what u call "lakir ka fakir"u never get too close to him...he raises serious questions about your self ...

8. THE SHY ONE- he has never spoken to a girl in his life and goes red to purple to blue in a minute around a girl..

9. THE GEEK- i dont want to talk about him much.

10.THE HEDONIST/PARAM CHULLI- he is game for anything...night outs,in promptu booze parties...movies...dinner outside when u just have 50 in ur wallet he'll be there saying "abey yaar paise ki kya fikar karta hai...main hun na"..u love this guy and use him as a weapon when trying to convince other guys to join along for a blast just before end sems or submissions...

11.THE TASHAN GUY-he lives life large and with tashan...always bragging,telling u stories about his exploits which most of the times are not true...he'll be weighing 50 kgs and will be like.."haath to lagane de..tod ke rakh dunga saale"...he's the one with contacts...he's the tashan guy..

12. THE CKP-i had almost forgotten him...and rightfully so...he's never around...he's always aroung girls...we have usually more than one of these in our groups...prying on females and swooping in as soon as they get a chance...they are the smartest people when females around and as a true wingman u let them make fun of u in front of the ladies...laugh at their jokes...they are more in college than at school..we had better lives when we young....

hmm...thats all i can think about now...have a nice time trying to fit urself into these stereotypes..and if u succeed...dont be happy u moron...ur a stereotype!!!!!
cheers

ps- comments invited...and ya overlook the giramer mistakes..wasent in a mood to spell-check..
cheers again.

awesome week!!

now these are the things you write blog posts about...this week has been the most happening week after i got out of college...but first things first...
what's the worst thing u can do once you are drunk...some would say calling up ex-girlfriends..and having done that i'd back this argument...but no..
Mr. X(i dont know his name..he's a junior of one of my close friends..an as all juniors are...he's capable of some extra ordinary things)he got drunk and called his ex-girlfriend and started blasting her left right and centre...i mean u cant blame a guy for having to settle for just blasting when he wanted to do other things to her left right and centre..
he goes on for about half an hour and she hasent spoken a word...so once he's yelled his guts out he's like "kuch to bol"..
she says "we were robbed yesterday and the robbers stole stuff worth 25 lakh rupees keeping me at the gun point"....hahahahahahahaha..this dude hangs up the phone and hasent called her since that day!!
this friend of mine broke up just a couple of weeks ago...he was a total mess..till today..he called me and realized that his inspirational tale had not just changed his relationship status but had caused a great deal of damage to the possibilty for me to have one...and then we laughed...we laughed our asses of...about how fucked up we are..yes rishi..i admit..
but then i realised..when we are frustrated over the petty things it just takes a smaller thing to make everything all right...to show us the light...to say that all is not lost...i still have my minas tirith!...nobody can take away the white castle from me!!..
Sure it was better back then but things could have been much worse!!

arbit!

Hey guys,

Do you guys remember the famous Hollywood flick ‘The independence day’? What am I saying...everybody remembers that movie, it was AWESOME! Many of us grew up dreaming of becoming an air force pilot just so that we could kick some alien butt!! But what i am getting at is, do you remember the scene where all these foolish blondes and young guns gather at the top of a high rise building to ‘welcome’ these aliens into their lives and what not! The aliens kill them all with what can only be described as a giant laser beam from the mother space ships’ ass!

The point i want to make is i feel we Indians are also behaving the same way like the blondes in the flick for the past couple of weeks and the end result(though not complete annihilation)might be disastrous for us!

Yes i am talking about Barack Obama’s win in the presidential election in US earlier this month. Why are we Indians jumping in joy? Fine it’s made history, you know, the first black man as the president, a real young gun who means to do his country a great good,a true victory of the people across the country and blah blah...!!

But what might be the consequences for the Indians because of this win? I’ll tell you... with the United states being in the worst economic slump since 1979 can Obama take measures to reduce the software outsourcing to india and reduce visas for Indian software engineers so that Americans don’t have to lose their jobs? Yes he can and has made promises during his campaign to minimize the damage as much as possible!

He has already promised to come out with protectionist policies to divert job flow from poorer countries to America!

He can act against the india for building up the forex reserves and make sure that the Indian rupee remains weaker than the USD. For those lacking much financial knowledge (including me! ) in such troubled times its best for the third world countries to keep high forex reserves.

It has been a noted fact in world politics that india has always had better political relations with the US when republicans are in power. Bill Clinton can be considered an anomaly in this but frankly what good did he do us? (Except probably spice up our lives with all his scandals!lol). The democrats are known for their protectionist and tougher policies when it comes to nuclear non-proliferation. So does this mean more hurdles in the path of our indo-us nuke deal? Time will tell.

So this was aimed at the huge section of our innocent” janta” who’ll believe anything. Please keep your eyes open!!

PS: a lot of help was taken from the articles by Mr. Swaminathan Aiyar(whom i adore and would have been totally on board with, only if it wasn’t for the way he chooses to write ‘our’ surname! Lol)

United states of India?!?

well i guess we'll have to change the name our country to this sooner or later..with all the raj&bal Thackerays gaining control and support from the janta.
we'll need to take a measure as desperate as this to reinstill the fact amongst the younger generations "ki bhai hum sab abhi bhi ek hain".
You'll be wondering how this sudden brainwave and spark of patriotism came from.
so here goes...
i was at the passport office today and i was made to run around and wait for more than 2 hours just because of the simple fact(though not said out loud)that i am not a gujju!
you are in gujarat and cant talk gujarati?..well then u pay for it..dont worry your work will get done
but you'll have to patiently wait and not lose hope. be it for a licence,passport,pan-card or anything that has to do with the sarkari "bhag-dauds"
and i wonder are these people wrong?
what right do i have to stop them from asserting the point that local language is a must when my "own people" back in karnataka are making kannada felt!!
this is the india i see...
an india where terror is so rampant and the only thing still claiming the limelight is petty regional fights.
where people who should actually be shot down are walking free on roads with bails granted and innocent muslim kids are caught for false charges to show the "janta" that all control is not lost.
so much valuable time,money resources and lives are wasted on pretence that actual progress takes a back seat.
this is the india that i see.but not for long.thats what we(the youth)do dont we?
soon i'll be rid of these petty fights,cheap politics,corruption,red-tapism....i'll be flying off to the US!!!!
who am i even kidding...
if u are reading this then you are as jobless as i am...so whats the point sharing it with you!!lol
take care.

ok...now i get it!

hi guys,
now that i have successfully managed to create a blog for myself i must confess i dont see what's the fuss about.but i guess that'll be again questioning the system which has become such a habit of late that its starting to annoy me.
so as a part of the mission to start afresh i thought i'd try something the previus me would'nt even dream of doing to the extent that he'd be repulsed.
so here i am
i'll keep you posted
love,
zizou

bare beginnings!